I should probably buy a new phone so I can constantly post. You know what I mean.
Time: I am awake.
Time: I am headed to the bathroom.
Time: I am headed to the kitchen to make breakfast.
Time: I just sneezed. What a mess!
Time: I am driving to work.
Time: I just saw a cat chasing a dog.
Time: I just had an accident!
Time: I am being arrested!
Time: I am being released.
Time: I am on my way home.
Time: Wow. I am yawning, I must be tired.
Time: Damn! I don’t remember driving the last 15 miles.
Time: I am finally home.
Time: I think I will watch some TV.
Time: No. Maybe just go to bed.
Time: I decided to goto bed.
Time: I have been laying here and I cannot get to sleep.
Time: I wonder if I should get up?
Time: I am finally sleepy.
Time: I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa shit I nodded off.
Time: I am going to sleep.