Laboratory findings have reproduced the event and have concluded “teleportation of humans is possible!”
The study ran by multiple top US agencies have finally released some of their findings. Although it is possible, the results were not as positive as they had hoped. It is true that the human subjects all reminded alive, but unfortunately not always mentally intact. It is also unclear where the subjects will appear. Some subjects have appeared in unpopulated areas and one in the ocean, which needed to be rescued. The ocean test was the last test as the concern of people ending up in walls or other structure has come into question.
As for the actual cause for the teleportation, the combination of liquid and solids consumed and the lightning strike all appear to relevant. The lightning was very unique and played a large roll in the event. It appears that it was two strikes that made it happen not just one. One bolt hit the brass sign and the other hit the titanium bench directly. They electricity traveled into the bench seat and down through the bench legs. This combination along the intensity and timing are the key ingredients. Brands of the food and drink were not important as the combinations and quantities that were in the systems of the subjects when the lightning strike takes place. The specific quantities and brands of the items have not been released.
We will continue the update as more information becomes available.

All I did last night was lay on the couch and actually went to bed at 8PM. I have got to get something done today!