My house my rules!
First I realize I was under 18 and you are almost 80.
That said,
You will keep your phone charged, on and with you at all times,
You must let someone know when you are going somewhere and when you will return.
When leaving the property you will dress in comfortable, nice looking and appropriate attire.
No speeding in our vehicles.
House temps will not be set above 65 in the winter or below 75 in the summer.
Do not leave the house doors open and waste energy.
Do not stand with the refrigerator door open.
Turn off lights when not in use.
You must be up by 8am.
For breakfast and lunch, cold food only.
You will take your pills as scheduled.
You must drink at least 64 oz of water before noon and another 64 oz by 6pm.
You will consume a mixed protein drink per day.
You will stretch twice daily for at least 5 minutes.
You will exercise a minimum of 15 minutes twice a day.
You will keep your room/suite clean and organized.
You will clean up behind yourself.
You will follow all the laws.
If you break a law you suffer the concequences and will not be bailed out of jail.
You will do as your told not as I do.
No stove or oven use.
Microwave use limited to 5 min an hour.
No use of appliances with open heating elements.
You should not leave the property if your return will result in returning to the property after dark.
No overnight trips without permission.
No guests without prior approval.
Sharp knives can only be used between 10am and 4pm.
No power tool use without supervision.
At a minimum you will brush you teeth twice a day.
You will shower at least 3 times a week.
You will wear deodorant.
You will not watch more than 2 horse of soaps in a day.
No more than 4 hours of TV a day.
No more than 2 hours of social media a day.
You must water all plants as scheduled.
No more than 2 consecutive hours outside in the yard when temps are over 80 or humidity is above 75 percent,
You will mow the yard at least once a week during the growing season.
You will do a minimum of 1 hour of mind stimulating events twice a day.
Talking back will not be tolerated.
Swearing will not be tolerated.
Raising your voices at us will not be tolerated.
Time outs will be administered for a minimum of 10 minute intervals in your power lift chairs and no sleeping will be allowed.
Sorry, but this is life and these are the rules,