OK. It would be the end of the week if I were not on call. I look forward to not having the phone in November! Going to get the fencing and take it to the property. Then Bring the trailer back here to start loading again.
We will try to make it to the HogEye fest in Elgin this weekend.

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you’d be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

I just was informed that there is a limit on ALL savings accounts limiting to 5 electronic/phone transfers per billing cycle. There is a 10 fee for having more than the 5 in a single billing cycle. You can do whatever you like with a checking account but not a savings.
It seems that they want you to put the money in the checking and lose out on interest unless you want to do a lot of physical transfers at an ATM or at a bank window!
I was told that this is a Federal law since 911 but I am sure that if I wanted to do something illegal I would find a way. This is just another one of those laws that will keep the honest paying more and dishonest finding another way to do what they want. Sounds like politics to me!!

I will answer any questions next time I talk to you.
Just pissed me off and I needed to vent and share.

Hope you are having a good day. Talk to you next time.

Well I looked for shadow again today and there is not little fish body. I guess the coon or bird got away with taking another one. 🙁

We arrived Friday after dark. Brought in the perishables get ready for Saturday.
Saturday was OK. We pulled lots of sunflowers and ragweed. Susan was stung by two red hornets/ wasps when she got too close to a nest in one of the ragweed.
Put in a light in the shop but found that the location I was going to connect it to is shorting out as the the metal is black. I will need to rewire that before I can install it.
Did put in a porch light and it looks OK. I found it needs a cover that would have been there if the ceiling was closed. since it is not I will fab one for it.
The on call phone for work is a pain in the ass!
Rethought what I can do for the service loop. Looks like code wants SCH80 and I have S40 utility but will be getting Rigid metal to be safe without question to the code. I will see if I can get anything done on it tomorrow.
Then just relax and see what that is like.
Today Sunday. Re verified some things for the loop and it will be done in metal. Not sure if I get the electrician and have him install the the posts or not. Still debating on the at one. Left at 12:45 and arrived home at 1:45 as usual one hour.
Did I mention the on call phone for work is a pain in the ass!
I looked over some things to include the pond and have not seen shadow in over 10 minutes! I need to go look again to be sure.
Still trying to find an inexpensive way to install the loop at the ranch.
Did I mention the on call phone for work is a pain in the ass!
Looked at the weather and I need to add water to the pond and look for shadow.
I am sure I mentioned the on call phone for work is a pain in the ass!